Two kids and a number of years later and my boobs feel (and look) like something out of the do your ears hang low song. Where did those great perky funbags go? Am I destined to watch them slowly reaching for my knee caps? Should I invest in a belt that can help tuck them into my pants?
In all seriousness though aside from the very obvious plastic surgery are there ways in which a women can help make her boobs nice and full and perky again. Exercises, creams, injections, meds I should be asking my doctor about, levels I should get checked?
I had amazing porn star quality boobs when breastfeeding but let's face it not so much fun to play with unless hubby is willing to be showered in milk (is there a name for that? Milk shower instead of Golden shower?) and I want them back! Help a sister out.
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Unfortunately apart from surgery there isn’t anything we can do about it
Nothing you can do other than surgery.
I’m looking to get my J cup boobs reduced.