Funny things you’ve said out loud...

Anon Imperfect Mum

Funny things you’ve said out loud...

I’m doing some market research for a project, and I need some public input. So, if you’re happy to be a part of it (and for me to use your comment) please answer this question for me:

What is the weirdest/funniest thing you’ve had to say since having children? 😁

Posted in:  Kids

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Anon Imperfect Mum

Please don't lick every pole.

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Anon Imperfect Mum

“Please don’t pee on your brother’s head”

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Anon Imperfect Mum

"No, you don't have Ninja Macockle (meningococcal) and no, sadly you won't turn into a Ninja".

"Close your curtains while you change, passers by don't want to see your willy"

"We don't stick food in our underpants".

This is just in the last week 🤣

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Anon Imperfect Mum

Toothbrushes are for your teeth only!!
Dont pee in the container.. do it in the toilet!
I swear we are normal people!!

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Anon Imperfect Mum

"Get out of the toilet, it's not a swimming pool"
Or
"Thank god I cleaned the toilet this morning"

"Is that chocolate or poop on your finger, please tell me it's chocolate"

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Anon Imperfect Mum

Butt high fives are not a thing!

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Anon Imperfect Mum

Its not ok to collect an uneaten squished up fingerbun from the bin at school to bring home for afternoon tea.

Dont put toys in your vagina

Yes I do know that a boy can pull the skin back on his penis

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