Hey Friends,
What is the wierdest things, you have found yourself telling your child not to do?
Found myself in a situation today with Mr three, he put a lip balm cap on the end of his bits. Came in proud as punch, announcing look mum i put a lid on it. So heres me telling him to take the cap off your willy because it might get stuck. So then he starts running around the house, ignoring me. Was at level 100 on the cheeky scale.
When I gave birth, I never imagined I would ever have to say that.
Im hoping other Parents have had these moments too. Please share your experiences of the odd things you have told kids not to do or the only a parent would say that times.
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Lmao
Yep boys are so much fun
I had to explain to my then 3 yr old why I couldn't take a photo and be proud of his painting since he's put soap on doodle and used it as a paintbrush on the glass shower screen
I told my boy off for using all my sanitary pads! He was wearing him in his undies because 'it looked like fun' all I could think was thank god it wasn't the tampons!!!!!!
"No don't give my wallet to a random person" (while we were at a waiting room) and
"No you can't take your tooth brush to bed with you"
So I should stop letting my nearly 3 yr old take hers with her everywhere?including her bed. In her defence it does light up like a lightsaber and make all the noises. I'd want to take it everywhere to if it was mine :P
Lol my son has 2 for this reason. Bought a light up one and he insists on taking it everywhere as a torch / sword lol.
Now we have a boring shower one and one he Keeps with him
My daughter is only 14 months so I am worried she'd poke herself in the eye if she slept with it. I wasn't saying everyone should stop letting their kids take it to bed...
I was the same at that age.
Sorry I wasn't meaning to imply you were wrong, my sons 5 now so he can do it but I wouldn't have let him at 14mths in case he poked it in eye or chewed the bristles off and choked
"Stop painting in poo!"
"Don't poke yourself in the eye."
"Don't twist daddies nipple!"
"Put your penis back.... No, don't pee on the floor!"
Thank you ladies! I needed a good laugh. Sometimes there are too many sad posts and this one lit up my morning :) And thank you kids for being just kids!!
My son squishes his on the shower and puts it inside blocks. He once tried squishing it on my leg once when he was 3 n.n he did it once and never again though after I told him not to touch other people with it.
Boys are loads of fun. I recently had to tell Mr 2 to not put mummys nipple in his belly button. I now shower with bathers on when im with him