I’m doing some market research for a project, and I need some public input. So, if you’re happy to be a part of it (and for me to use your comment) please answer this question for me:
What is the weirdest/funniest thing you’ve had to say since having children? 😁
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Please don't lick every pole.
“Please don’t pee on your brother’s head”
"No, you don't have Ninja Macockle (meningococcal) and no, sadly you won't turn into a Ninja".
"Close your curtains while you change, passers by don't want to see your willy"
"We don't stick food in our underpants".
This is just in the last week 🤣
Toothbrushes are for your teeth only!!
Dont pee in the container.. do it in the toilet!
I swear we are normal people!!
"Get out of the toilet, it's not a swimming pool"
Or
"Thank god I cleaned the toilet this morning"
"Is that chocolate or poop on your finger, please tell me it's chocolate"
Butt high fives are not a thing!
Its not ok to collect an uneaten squished up fingerbun from the bin at school to bring home for afternoon tea.
Dont put toys in your vagina
Yes I do know that a boy can pull the skin back on his penis