Something hilariously disgusting to darken your day!

So I thought I'd share this because as revolting as it is, it's also the funniest thing ever.
My son (7) was thinking he was an absolute comedian not so discreetly dropping his guts and pretending he had no idea what was going on.
I got up and said "In breaking news..." and proceeded to violently diarrhoea all over the floor.
Like a fire hose, while instantaneously being hit with crippling stomach cramps. Completely out of nowhere.
What should have been a simple fart resulted in not one but two follow up showers.
The dog needed to be quarantined.
The floor needed to be steam mopped (thank each and every God that it wasn't on the carpet).
Most of all there was a child, who felt the need to ask, "Did you mean to do that?", with tears of laughter pouring down his face, between gasping for breath.
And I'd absolutely shit all over the place again to hear that sound again beacause it's the happiest and most carefree he's been since his father left.
Life is shit sometimes, both literally and metorphorically, but tonight literally. At least we could nearly piss ourselves laughing about it.