Whilst trying to sleep I just randomly had the thought pop into my head that I was so happy my ex and I broke up (a long time ago now) because he cooked the WORST steaks ever! Don't worry...that's not the key reason why he's my ex!!
So I'm wondering if anyone else has had any feelings of relief because of something silly/petty like this and what was it?
What's the silliest reason you have had for being glad you are no longer with ex?
What's the silliest reason you have had for being glad you are no longer with ex?
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There was a sex move that he thought he was awesome at. He wanted to do it a lot, because he thought he was good at it. He was not good at it. It was boring. lol
Don't get me wrong some of his moves were great just not the one he thought lol
I know it wasn't his fault but he had nose and throat issues and so he was always blowing his nose and couldn't eat with mouth closed. It drove me nuts!
Mine was obsessed with Katy Perry and used to call me Katy during sex.. the first time it was kinky but it got a bit too much haha (not the reason for the breakup though!).
Oh fuck that! I'd have lost my shit about that haha!
Yeah! The first time I played along with it but then the second and third time I stopped and was like nope that is not okay. I feel weird even being called my own name during sex, just make some sounds and that's enough for me haha!!!
I can't think of anything to do with exes that were silly things off the top of my head but if my current and I were to break up for any reason I wouldn't have to put up with him farting constantly lol! He has IBS and lactose intolerance, it's a nightmare! Obviously other than that he's an amazing stand up guy though haha
This would be for my hubby. I cannot stand it and I am the one with the gassy rear due to food issues.
My ex is a noisy eater. He goes nom nom nom. And he smokes
Being about to eat nuts and seafood without having to remember not to around him coz he was alergic
Had a couple of ex partners who put 'the' either in front of their name e.g The Harry, The Shaun. Or they called their penis 'The *insert name here* . Very annoying on both accounts.
Hahaha love it!!
My ex always chewed loudly and with his mouth open! It was disgusting! I hated being able to see the food roll around in his mouth. Always turned me off my food
Sex was over within minutes. Every time was a quicky because he couldn't last any longer. I had the best sex of my life yesterday. First time to orgasm and I'm in my 40s.